3:30 PM
Berlin, Germany
(german accent)
It is a vonderful day in the city of Berlin, but I am not a happy dog today. Why you say? You are so strong, so handsome, so majestic, how could you be sad? There is much humans do not know about the life of a Shepherd. A species that is often misunderstood and mistaken for a mean machine, I am no mean machine. Since a puppy I have been attracted in the simple things in life. When alone, after my act of "toughest dog in West Berlin" I would often lay in the grass, watch the sunset, smell the roses, taste the berries and think about a day when I could leave my violent life and travel to visit my cousins in France and live on a dairy farm. Fresh milk and green hills is the life I want, not these cold winters with nothing but drunk Germans and sausages. Hear my roar (bark), I will keep dreaming for this day to come. Until then, you can catch me intimidating the young children and cats of Aleman.
You should run away if you hate your life there so much. I guess that could be difficult because you do not know how to get to your cousins in France, but it could be an adventure too.
ReplyDeleteI am a human so I cannot completely understand my dog's emotions but I do know you two are very similar. He is a big dog (120lbs) and looks mean as can be. When alone all he wants to do is roll in the grass and play with his cats. He's such a softy but still on walks people see us coming and take for the hills.
ReplyDeleteSigh... I feel so sorry for you, "toughest dog in West Berlin". I just want to let you know that everything will be okay and one day you will live your dream of being in France. I can't tell you when, I can't tell you how. But I know that we eventually get what are heart really desires. Keep your head up.
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