Pablo the Professional Party Pug

11:59 pm

Las Vegas, Nevada

(British accent)

Oh why hello there, my name is Pablo. Let me tell you a little about who I am. I am the one solely responsible for "Sin City" itself. Any big shot that comes to Vegas has to go through me personally and if I don't like it, forget about it. Since the start, pugs have been running the show and I look to continue the legacy. 

Don't you dare laugh because I will swear on mama pug's grave that I am the head honcho of the gambling capital of the world.

Big things come in litte packages is the word and here I am, living proof. I've had a steak dinner with Michael Jackson and have taken Whitney Houston to drinks above the skyline. My hotels serve only the best in the business. Not to toot my own horn but I have a reservation for two with Obama Sunday afternoon at my finest dining location on the strip. I am telling you, this pug doesn't play around. 

Enjoy your time in Vegas, you can catch me poolside sipping mimosas.

Chow 

Tino the Tiger (dog)

Tino the Tiger (dog)

5:15 pm
Carlsbad, California

What a day I'll tell ya! Making dreams come true ain't easy work, nope, ain't a piece of cake Bob, not a stroll in the park Sam. Let me tell you a little bit about myself Tom, I'm a hard worker, yep I am, 9-5, Monday through Friday twice a month on Saturdays. Now what do I do Steve? I'm not gonna cut the corners, can i do that Mike? Can i tell you like it is? Well here I go, I'm Tino the Tiger Dog. The only Dog, that looks like a Tiger in the world. Now where does that leave me Tony? It leaves me rich! Just kidding, it gives me the opportunity to let kids imagine and play with fuzzy and friendly tiger that would never think of making them breakfast! That's right, I hang around the local zoo and make dreams come true. Never call me Tony the Tiger, it's Tino the Tiger, you get it right or you'll deal with the beast I was thought to be. If you want to schedule a tiger session feel free to contact me at: 
(323) TTT-IGER
rawr

Bobby the Boxer

Bobby the Boxer

(Announcer)
Yes folks it's true, the legend Bobby "one hit" Balulu has entered the building! The legend himself and we cannot believe it! You must be a fool if you don't remember the last time we saw Bobby when he took down Marky "Knockout" Mueller, the biggest Great Dane in Las Vegas. It was a sight to be seen folks and here we are again in an epic matchup in Hong Kong. The fight was said to be so intense that they couldn't hold it in the United States. Bobby's contender tonight is the infamous Gary the Greyhound. Known for his dirty dancing in the boxing ring where he has bitten several of his opponents in order to get the advantage. We asked Bobby about the matchup earlier this evening. 

Bobby: "This clown Greyhound is in for one hell of a night, I am gonna spare him the easy knockout and mess with his head for all 12 rounds".
We weren't sure what Bobby was speaking of but we heard from inside sources it has something to do with messing with Gary's small tail insecurity. We wanted to get the response straight from Gary the Greyhound.

Gary the Greyhound: "I've seen numbers of these boxer Boxers before, they are no joke, but I have been training with the best trainer in the West for the past five months to prepare for this match and I believe Bobby won't be expecting what I have up my sleeve."

WOW! Some exciting words from both parties! Stay tuned for the fight of the year, from your broadcasters here at DOG SPORTS NET.