Marky the Hippest Dog in Town

Hi Hi Hi Hi!

My name is Marky 

I'm known as the hippest dog in town

Always on the hip of my best friend, Felicia.

A few things we love doing together includes jogging, swimming, and jumping rope.

Some friends think this is an uncomfortable ride but little do they know it is the best for stretching out your back. No lie.

I also get the opportunity to go to places that other dogs don't! 

Felicia is quite the traveler and I have been on her hip in Barcelona, Prague, Hong Kong, and Southwest India. 

The food in India is just divine.

Felicia is telling me it's time to go on our afternoon jog so I will have to catch y'all on the flipside

See ya later

Alligator

-Marky

Pooty Boy the Oompa Loompa

Oh hello friends!

Welcome to Willy Wonka's Faux Chocolate Factory!

Over here at the Faux Chocolate Factory we are busy pumping out the greatest fake chocolate for dog's around the world!

I'm sure you know by now that eating real chocolate will hurt your pup so over here at Factory we make a friendly chocolate for your canine best friends so that they can enjoy the wonders of this delicious dessert as well.

I would give you a tour but it seems as though you do not have a golden ticket.

Sorry about that but you can try your luck in any package of Pedigree in the Northern Hemisphere.

We have another factory in the Southern Hemisphere as well as another few branches in China, Iran, and South Africa.  

Don't let this outfit fool you, it's a Gucci piece with the accessories handmade by Prada.

They treat us well here at the chocolate factory.

BUZZZZZZZZ

Oh! Well that's my call to get back to work and make some more nutty chocolate crunch for tomorrow. 

Have a wonderful rest of your day.

Pootyboy the Oompa Loompa

Pablo the Professional Party Pug

11:59 pm

Las Vegas, Nevada

(British accent)

Oh why hello there, my name is Pablo. Let me tell you a little about who I am. I am the one solely responsible for "Sin City" itself. Any big shot that comes to Vegas has to go through me personally and if I don't like it, forget about it. Since the start, pugs have been running the show and I look to continue the legacy. 

Don't you dare laugh because I will swear on mama pug's grave that I am the head honcho of the gambling capital of the world.

Big things come in litte packages is the word and here I am, living proof. I've had a steak dinner with Michael Jackson and have taken Whitney Houston to drinks above the skyline. My hotels serve only the best in the business. Not to toot my own horn but I have a reservation for two with Obama Sunday afternoon at my finest dining location on the strip. I am telling you, this pug doesn't play around. 

Enjoy your time in Vegas, you can catch me poolside sipping mimosas.

Chow 

Tino the Tiger (dog)

Tino the Tiger (dog)

5:15 pm
Carlsbad, California

What a day I'll tell ya! Making dreams come true ain't easy work, nope, ain't a piece of cake Bob, not a stroll in the park Sam. Let me tell you a little bit about myself Tom, I'm a hard worker, yep I am, 9-5, Monday through Friday twice a month on Saturdays. Now what do I do Steve? I'm not gonna cut the corners, can i do that Mike? Can i tell you like it is? Well here I go, I'm Tino the Tiger Dog. The only Dog, that looks like a Tiger in the world. Now where does that leave me Tony? It leaves me rich! Just kidding, it gives me the opportunity to let kids imagine and play with fuzzy and friendly tiger that would never think of making them breakfast! That's right, I hang around the local zoo and make dreams come true. Never call me Tony the Tiger, it's Tino the Tiger, you get it right or you'll deal with the beast I was thought to be. If you want to schedule a tiger session feel free to contact me at: 
(323) TTT-IGER
rawr

Bobby the Boxer

Bobby the Boxer

(Announcer)
Yes folks it's true, the legend Bobby "one hit" Balulu has entered the building! The legend himself and we cannot believe it! You must be a fool if you don't remember the last time we saw Bobby when he took down Marky "Knockout" Mueller, the biggest Great Dane in Las Vegas. It was a sight to be seen folks and here we are again in an epic matchup in Hong Kong. The fight was said to be so intense that they couldn't hold it in the United States. Bobby's contender tonight is the infamous Gary the Greyhound. Known for his dirty dancing in the boxing ring where he has bitten several of his opponents in order to get the advantage. We asked Bobby about the matchup earlier this evening. 

Bobby: "This clown Greyhound is in for one hell of a night, I am gonna spare him the easy knockout and mess with his head for all 12 rounds".
We weren't sure what Bobby was speaking of but we heard from inside sources it has something to do with messing with Gary's small tail insecurity. We wanted to get the response straight from Gary the Greyhound.

Gary the Greyhound: "I've seen numbers of these boxer Boxers before, they are no joke, but I have been training with the best trainer in the West for the past five months to prepare for this match and I believe Bobby won't be expecting what I have up my sleeve."

WOW! Some exciting words from both parties! Stay tuned for the fight of the year, from your broadcasters here at DOG SPORTS NET.

Bulldog and his Modern Family

Bulldog and his Modern Family

7:00 PM
Thursday

(deep voice) IT'S ON! 
I've been waiting 6 days and 23 hours on this couch for Modern Family to come back on and there it is! 
My favorite character is 100% Manny. The smartest boy in the bunch but underrated completely. My life exactly. Throw me a bone, why  don't ya? All you think I'm good for is eating and pooping. I don't get it. Anyways Phil Dunphy is just like the old man in the house here, clueless but has good intentions. I'll let him feel like he is the boss sometimes and sit and roll over when he asks politely, but he's gone half the day and that's when I'm on his pillow eating macaroni and cheese watching cartoons. I love love love television but I always have a hard time turning the damn thing on. Why does there have to be so many buttons? If only I had a thumb. Anyways, back to my show. Cam and Mitchell always have me laughing. I wish I could be their dog. We would have the best times! These two gay men would take me to the best dog salons in the city and making sure I was a handsome devil. I have seen a couple Glorias in my day and we don't get along too well. I spent some time south of the border and they don't take too kindly to my kind down there. Don't get me wrong, it's beautiful, but no one lets you sleep on their couch. The television always has some crazy language playing and we have no humans that care about walking us around. It's a free-for-all for all the canines, not my cup of tea. I wish I could tell you more but I have a show to catch. If you want to find me, I'll be eating mashed potatoes by the poolside all morning tomorrow. 

Chihuahua Nuns In Chihuahua

8:42 AM Sunday

Chihuahua, Mexico

(thick accent) The city of Chihuahua has the largest concentration of orphaned mut chihuahuas in the world. These two nuns have traveled all the way from Vatican City to do what they can to get these chihuahuas a home and family. These nun's techniques aren't conventional but the results are irresistible. Each chihuahua is given hours of attention in order to get their costumes right for the adoption hour. The adoption hour is the mutts make-or-break for a chance at a lifetime of affection. They are found in pirate, Santa Claus, and Spiderman costumes. The tension is so high you would think it was the red carpet of the Academy Awards. Thankfully, these two nuns are the best in the business and get the job done. We had a chance to ask them how they are feeling about this year's adoption hour. 

Maria: "Fabulous, my little chimamas will find homes the minute they step into the spotlight".
Isabelle: "Me and Maria have brought the hottest European trends to these unfortunate puppies and are too adorable for words."


 You heard it from the fashionista nuns themselves, Chihuahua Mexico is the hot spot for adoption and is in the running for the dog fashion capitol of the North America. 

A Misunderstood German Shepherd

A Misunderstood German Shepherd

3:30 PM 
Berlin, Germany

(german accent)
It is a vonderful day in the city of Berlin, but I am not a happy dog today. Why you say? You are so strong, so handsome, so majestic, how could you be sad? There is much humans do not know about the life of a Shepherd. A species that is often misunderstood and mistaken for a mean machine, I am no mean machine. Since a puppy I have been attracted in the simple things in life. When alone, after my act of "toughest dog in West Berlin" I would often lay in the grass, watch the sunset, smell the roses, taste the berries and think about a day when I could leave my violent life and travel to visit my cousins in France and live on a dairy farm. Fresh milk and green hills is the life I want, not these cold winters with nothing but drunk Germans and sausages. Hear my roar (bark), I will keep dreaming for this day to come. Until then, you can catch me intimidating the young children and cats of Aleman.

Pomeranian Princess

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Pomeranian Princess

6:30 AM
Hollywood, CA

(valley-girl accent) I woke up to another one of those damn finches outside my window chirping away its problems. I had to leave my silk sheets and feathered pillow to give him a taste of his own medicine. I made sure he knew not to be chirping around here no more."Useless tweety-bird" and "biggest looking excuse of a bird I have seen in years" were some of the things flying out of my mouth. I was yelling at him for a good ten minutes before the human came and brought me back to my heaven of a bed. I cuddled up and tried to get some rest; I had a long day of exploring the boutiques of Beverly Hills planned ahead of me. 


"Chirp chirp chirp", what do you know, the sucka came back for seconds. As patroller of the palace, I was obligated to get out of bed once more and show this chicken who was the big boss. I don't speak much bird these days, but I could make out a few of the phrases he was saying, "fluffy rat" and "spoiled cockroach" were just some of the nicer ones. This was unacceptable, I went outside and told him to get out of the tree and face me like the coward he is. Then all of a sudden it got quiet. YES, I thought. Mission accomplished. I was going to tell all my friends about how I showed this bird who was the real boss of this town. Like a flash of lightning the tree exploded with an easy 200 hundred finches flying right at me! I was sabotaged! Caught like a deer in headlights. This finch had underestimated me and my ways, though. As soon as they were fifteen feet away from reaching me, I called out to some friends of mine, "T-BONE!" "BONECRUSHER!" "BULLDOZER!" From the depths of the backyard three of the biggest rottweilers on the West Coast emerged to greet these cocky little birdies. One glance at these monsters of dogs and the birdies changed directions faster than Flash Gordon. I thanked my big brothers, brought them a few filet mignons from the house and went back to bed where I wasn't troubled by these pests ever again.